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Citizen Reports
John S.
📍 Denver, COI've been camping out at my local coffee shop, pretending to work while actually just refreshing news sites every 30 seconds. The baristas now know my order by heart.
Sarah M.
📍 Austin, TXStarted 3 new hobbies, organized my entire house, and learned to make sourdough bread. Who knew government shutdowns could be so productive?
Mike R.
📍 Seattle, WABinge-watching every political drama on Netflix to prepare for when the government comes back. Currently an expert on fictional legislative procedures.